preaches and cream.: Thoughts on the Olympic... →
idonthaveafavoritecolor: What the fuck. Daniel Craig? Seriously? The worst fucking James Bond in the history of ever? This shit is not stoner friendly. I can appreciate the resources that went into it. Really. But like, call me an uncouth American but why couldn’t we just have some more fireworks? GET BACK TO ST….
starpeoplearerare: ignitemythoughts: I hope your mother/girlfriend/sister/friends/everyone asks what happened to your nose. I hope you have to explain that you thought it’d be funny to joke with your friend about raping the drunk girl across the street. I bet you didn’t think that the girl who was walking in front of you would turn around and punch you in the face. You’re a filthy piece of...
Maybe I should write a book or some shit.
People think they need to have it all figured out before they declare anything in their life. Like declaring love for someone. Or declaring a major. Or simply declaring what they want to do for the night. But that’s not true at all. If you have it all figured out, then you leave no room for error. It all starts with having a small feeling. And it just builds from there. But if you just sit...
Bought a new lens.
Thinking about transferring and switching majors. But I need to grow some bawwwlzz.
High word of the night:
Whyyy must I be in such a talkative mood with nobody to talk to? Suuuch a strange high.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Too late for sleep, too early for dawn.
I hate it when I’m still awake at the time when the birds wake up and start chirping.
fatggot: if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it …….Morgan? Is that you?! (;